JoeyMoggie

No, I didn’t sprain my arse, I sprained my ankle - which is a pain in the arse.

My whole ankle is swollen, and I’m having a heck of a time walking.

Colin blames my boots (anything with a heel actually), I’m blaming Sarah - with the curse of the wedding ankle mishaps. Sarah hurt her ankle before the wedding, me - the day after. Thankfully neither of us were injured for the event itself.