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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life - Completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Picture Source. (in case you are wondering, that is a picture of the herpes virus. ewwww)

Source : Mingle2

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

• poop (3x)
• crap (2x)
• crappy (1x)

I’m a bit disappointed I’m only PG-13.  I was sure all my talk about Daniel Craig nude,  Daniel Radcliff naked, bare breast-feeding boobies (with all attached and applicable tags- including ‘penis’ ‘tits’ and ‘ass’, among others) would have made my blog ‘R’ rated.

I guess I am family friendly after all. . .

You Are a Life Blogger!

Your blog is the story of your life - a living diary. If it happens, you blog it. And make it as entertaining as possible.

What Kind of Blogger Are You?

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Emo Image Thursday is a weekly feature at joeymoggie, click the Emo Image Thursday button on the sidebar for more Emo Images.

emo image thursday

c a t & m o u s e

3 quirky things you find attractive in a person of the opposite sex

Small cute clusters of freckles.

Groomed eyebrows (not waxed, just groomed

Arched feet.

under what circumstances, if any, would you share your significant other?

I couldn’t.

name one thing the person closest to you doesn’t know about you, but you wish they did.

That I wish we did more activites together.

10 things about you-

1 thing you want to change ::

My appearance.  Meaning my weight, and my sparatic adult acne.

2 things that are so *YOU* that they’ll never change ::

I’m stubborn, and sometimes act ‘like my mother’

I’ll never stop talking to my cats in my special ‘Cat voice’

3 things you want to learn ::

to knit

to do a cartwheel

to cook better

4 things you want to pass on ::

Enjoyment of the arts, specifically dance and theatre arts.

Love of cats and animals

Appreciation for historic artifacts, musumns, and works of arts.

Good eye for photography, even though I don’t have superior equipement or training.

say something important to someone who reads your blog
I want to be your friend, we’re sisters now, and I want to get to know you.    I often feel like I failed as a sister with my own flesh and blood, and perhaps I view you as a second chance at sisterhood.  I want to be someone you call with news, or with something you need a friendly ear to hear.   I want to be someone you call family because you want to. . .  . . .

. c a t & m o u s e . is a . j u g g l i n g C a t s . production

c a t & m o u s e

link 5 posts from your blog that you particularly enjoy or are proud of (in no particular order, and yes I know there is six)

My First Love
It was theraputic to write about Matt.  I felt like I let go of things I needed to, and cemented memories that were important.

The World’s Ugliest Couch
The nosolgic leather couch.  Ahhhhh, the memories.

In The Bag
Tips & Tricks for bagging your own groceries.

I hope there is still room on the Bandwagon! Pls VOTE FOR JOEYMOGGIE
I had so much fun writing this entry.  Its not particularly funny, witty or moving.  But it was fun.

How to get your Team Sponsored, or Laughed At
I put alot of time and research into writing this entry. Originally it was written for an online forum, but I was happy with it so I posted it on my blog.   Its since been linked to various other forums, as well as used in several paintball related magazines.

Put Your Tits Away Love
I am proud I had an opinion, even though I was surprised that no one else shared it.  I’m not nessasarily proud of the writing.

top 4 reads on your blogroll

SkyWindows

Fracas

JugglingCats

Viva Las Vegas

3 things your readers need to know about you if they are to have any hope understanding your blog

I am one cat short of being a crazy cat lady

I like to talk about myself, and am all about the blantant self-promotional post

joey moggie is really a hodgepodge of topics.  Cats, Celebrity News, Funny News, Sewing, my life in general. . .  .I’m not very good at keeping a theme going.

2 things you refuse to blog about

My sex life.

My family ‘issues’  (Although, I might change this!)

your blog in a nutshell (no austinPowers knockoff jokes, please)

A very self indulgent and blatant self promoting blog, with lots of stuff about cats, memes, and things that get hits to my blog.  I like to post stuff about celebrity happenings, funny news goings-on and my attempts at craftiness.

A Fracas Project! You’re invited to participate. Get details and see the participant list here.

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The Monday Melee Questions:

1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.

One up-ing your neighbour. Always having to have the upper hand. Climbing any life ‘ladder’ without regard for those around you. . . .

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2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.

Fortune Cookies. I got a bad one today. . . .

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3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.

The weather. Just too much freaking rain.

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4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.

Shannon. A girl I know from my home town. Just watched Canadian Idol and she got a “Gold Ticket”

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5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it.

I enjoy being a part and watching friends and family succeed.

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6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.

A few extra hours in the day.

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I’d like to share a few blogs I’ve been enjoying, some you may have already stumbled upon (especially if you are on WordPress)? But all the same, please take a click and enjoy. . . .

Passive-Aggressive Notes from Roommates, Neighbors, CoWorkers and Strangers

for the purposes of this project, we?re using a pretty broad (and to some extent, arbitrary) definition of ?passive-aggressive? that roughly correlates with how the term is popularly used. (most people don?t go diving for the dsm IV when someone describes his or her roommate as ?so passive-aggressive? ? or ?so antisocial? or ?so sadistic? or ?so schizo,? for that matter.)

some of the notes here are really more aggressive in tone, and some of them are more passive ? polite, even ? but they all share a common sense of frustration that?s been channeled into a written note rather than a direct confrontation. while it may be more accurate, ?asshole-ish notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers? (or ?well-deserved notes from roommates??) just doesn?t roll off the tongue quite as easily, you know?

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I Can Has Cheezburger?

LOL Cats, tagged for your convenience.

Cute cats with funny web-speak inspired captions.

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Post Secret

?PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

Fracas just posted on her blog here that you can now see my blog on the View Votes page on Fuel my Blog!

THANK YOU everyone!!

. . . .but. . . .

I’m at the very bottom! I still need everyone’s votes to STAY on the page!

While your surfing your favourite blogs, and fueling other Fuel My Blog blogs - don’t forget me. . . . . Please keep on Fuelin’!!

Vote for Fracas —->HERE

Vote for Jayleen —> HERE

Vote for?Mark @ Blogitude?—> HERE

A Fracas Project! You?re invited to participate. Get details and see the participant list here.

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I’ve been crappy at my Monday Melee, with friends over this week and helping train ‘the new guy’ at work, I’ve been less than attentive to my baby blog.? I’m back though
The Monday Melee Questions:

1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.

People who take credit for other people’s work.

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2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that?s phony, fraudulent or bogus.

Cell phone contracts.

I’d really like a new Blackberry, and even though I’ve been with the company for 2 and a bit years, I can either start a new 3 year contract to get a deal on the handset or buy it a full retail. ? Where is the customer loyality discount.? Buggers!

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3. The Malcontent: Name something you?re unhappy with.

My acne is back.? I’ve been stressed lately.

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4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.

My friend Christine, she is starting an Improv competition in the town we are from.? Sounds like so much fun, and something that is needed in the area.? I’m looking forward to being a part of it.

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5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it.

I’ve lost 3 lbs this month by just drinking more water and less pop.

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6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.

‘do overs’

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