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Once in a while you come across something on YouTube that you end up in fits of laughter with tears streaming down your face. Unfortuntaly I cannot explain why the video below is one of said video. Its borderline cruel, but still very very funny.

Part of this video reminds me of the Anti Gravity Experiment  entry I made last year.

When astronauts need some additional weighlessness training, they board the “Vomit Comet”, this aircraft soars very high and essientially does a nose dive giving the passengers a trip similar to space. In this video, they’ve taken a cat with them.

At least it can be said that CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET!

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Its all so clear now, its all so clear. . . .  .

I was reading Rachel’s Blog, and she had this delightfully little cartoon.  I enjoyed it so much I had to post it on my own blog too!  Thanks Rachel!

Colin and I have been kicking back at home all day, I had to finish my wedding present project today (Will be blogging about it later )

Manny, our littlest moggie, has been a royal pain the arse all day. He just won’t go for a sleepie. He has not once had a cat-nap once today.

Now, if Manny was a human baby surely he’d be sullen, grumpy and most likely red-faced and tears welling in his eyes. Manny is still bright-eyed and bushy tailed as it were.

He has been playing fetch all day, and ‘talking’ to us in a series of peeps and mews all day. Often Colin and I aren’t home on weekends, or are really busy that perhaps we don’t spend the quality time with the moggies as they would like (Although Marty and Minou don’t seem to look like they care much) it was nice to spend a whole day with the little bugger.

   
I’m hoping he’ll sleep all the way through the night, and I don’t get an early morning wake up call like last time!

I surfed into SkyWindows, and saw that DutchKids had posted a “blogthings” quiz. . . .of course I had to know what celebrity has big wazzooos like me.

You might find this hard to believe but I was relieved that it was Anna Nicole. . . .needless to say I was worried it might come back Dolly Parton!

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:

Anna Nicole Smith

Who’s Your Celebrity Boob Twin?

 Damn!!  How the heck did they know?  Colin. . . are you spying on me again?      Get Your Cyborg Name

My Fortune Cookie told me: Your therapist has you mixed up with another patient. Don’t believe a thing she tells you. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

 Thankfully the cookie explained it all. . . . . .

Get your own Fortune Cookie!   (As seen at Iced Mocha and Fracas!)

Friendship Between Women:
 A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a   

Today is one of the wedding showers for Kate. Its also Paul stag day.

The theme for the shower is Regal/Princesses. . . . for Paul. . . well. . . . .I’ve been sworn to secreacy. There will be alot of photographic evidence though . . .

Needless to say both Kate and Paul will be dressing up for the occasion, although Kate will have her own say to her own attire. Paul – won’t be so lucky.

Hope you both had great days, and I’m sure you new shirt will come right off soon Paul.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. “Miss Beatrice”, he said, “I wonder if you would tell me about this?” pointing to the bowl.

“Oh, yes,” she replied, “Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter.”