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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life - Completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Picture Source. (in case you are wondering, that is a picture of the herpes virus. ewwww)
OK fine. I ADMIT it. I flushed a *few* paper towels down the toilet.
I was cleaning it at the time.
Anyways, long story short - the toilet clogged and over flowed.
We needed a solution FAST that didn’t include phoning out one of those truly expensive all-night plumbers.
We Googled it.
As a side note, do not put ‘Liquid Plumber’ into toilets. It says so right on the package, but last night when I made the run for dish soap I bought a bottle, just in case. I didn’t read it until I got home (who reads labels anyways. . . . 
In the spirit of competition (and to support a fun new meme) I’m doing this meme I grabbed from FRACAS on her blog here.
6 Weird things I do while getting ready to sleep or while sleeping:
1. The tags on my bedding must (I repeat MUST) be on the bottom left hand side. Like the Princess and the Pea I can tell if they aren’t there. I simply can’t sleep.
2. I love my room freezing cold to sleep in. Winter I have the windows open all night, in the summer the air con is pumping madly at night.
3. I sleep naked. Except for the eye mask, and ear plugs I wear. I can’t sleep with any clothes on, even socks. (Sleeping at my mother in laws is dreadful because of this). Even though I have to be naked, I must have something covering me from my feet to my shoulders.
4. I love fresh linens. And spend way more on high tread count sheets than I should.
5. I sleep on my stomach most nights (bad I know) and my legs in a “V”. All three of my cats sleep between my legs in the V.
6. I flip my pillows constantly during the night. I like the feeling of the pillow when it seems cooler and fresher.
Instructions & Notes:
By Shelli : I thought it would be fun to see what things other people do, while getting ready to sleep and/or while sleeping, that is a little odd. I picked the number 6 not because that was all I could come up with for myself, I think I could come up with many more, but because no one ever uses the number 6 for memes. It’s always 5 or 4 or 7, but never 6. What do people have against that number?
This is Fracas‘ friend bluepaintred’s friend Shelli’s first meme. (did you get that??) The meme suggests tagging 6 people. (I’m choosing not to tag anyone, but feel free to take this meme yourself and tag as many people as you choose.)
A Fracas Project! You’re invited to participate. Get details and see the participant list here.
Joey The broken record : The Long Weekend Driving Edition.
This weekend was St Jean Baptiste in Quebec, this coming weekend is another long weekend for Canada Day (and Independence Day) .
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER MATTHEW! 
The Monday Melee Questions:
1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.
I hate to sound like a broken record, but I really really hate this.
Long weekend drivers.
The traffic, the jams, the line ups. . . . The people with caravans/campers on the backs of the gas-guzzling SUVs. People in mobile homes. Kids who have just gotten their licenses going to the cottage by themselves for the first time.
All the cops on the roads. All the motorcycles on the road.
If its about driving on a long weekend, you name it, I hate it.
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2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.
The false serge in gas prices. Buggers!
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3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.
The dead bug carcasses now stuck to the front of my car, that I will have to SCRAPE off
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4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.
Colin - for doing most of the weekend driving, so I didn’t end up with an aneurysm caused by road rage
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5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it.
I didn’t get road rage this weekend.
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6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.
A teleporter like Star Trek, to avoid traffic.
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This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
I’m a bit disappointed I’m only PG-13. I was sure all my talk about Daniel Craig nude, Daniel Radcliff naked, bare breast-feeding boobies (with all attached and applicable tags- including ‘penis’ ‘tits’ and ‘ass’, among others) would have made my blog ‘R’ rated.
I guess I am family friendly after all. . .
A Fracas Project! You’re invited to participate. Get details and see the participant list here.
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The Pizza Edition. I’m hungry, what can I say.
The Monday Melee Questions:
1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.
I hate the stigma attached to pizza, that its fatty horrible and never nutritious.
You can make healthy pizza. You just need to be far more selective of your ingredients, and you really can’t get ‘healthy’ pizza from your local pizza parlour.
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2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.
30 minutes or its free.
How many of you have really gotten the pizza free if its late?
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3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.
Small pizzas are too expensive to justify ordering them for one person. So we don’t order pizza that often, cause Colin isn’t really home for dinner during the week. 
I wish I could eat pizza every day.
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4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.
Domino’s pizza local to us sent us some kick ass coupons, we haven’t gotten pizza from them in a while. One is $10.00 any order. The second is a free large pizza. SCORE!
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5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it.
I can be flexible with my toppings on my pizza. I’m pretty easy to please when it comes to pizza pies!
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6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.
I wish I could make real ‘pizza joint’ pizza at home.
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NSFW
As most readers of my blog are aware, I enjoy Daniel Craig (AKA the Blonde James Bond) and I enjoy our Mr Craig in various states of undress even more.
I’ve made my enjoyment of the scantily clad Daniel very well known here, here and here. I might have also posted pictures of Daniel in those various states of undress, including a link to see him nude! What can I say I am a selfish blogger.
I recently blogged about the new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows cover, and the count down to the book release (its July 21 - have you ordered your copy yet??)
Of course in true internet fashion, the key word shananigans that now have people logging into joey moggie are searching for Daniel Radcliff Nude!
Now, I have to admit, that made me curious. I’m sure as most people are aware, Daniel Radcliff (AKA Harry Potter) did a play this past year EQUUS in which Daniel did full nudity.
So, I might have Googled it, I might have found the pictures, and I might have posted them below (slightly modified of course)
NSFW pictures! Those that don’t want their rose coloured glasses vision of Daniel Radcliff tarnished, click away now. . . . . .
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