JoeyMoggie

Minou napping.

cats on tuesday

Welcome to French at Linky Love who did their first “Cats on Tuesday” today

Manny hiding in a box.

cats on tuesday

I wasn’t online very much over the weekend, so this morning before work I spent a little time reading a bunch of my favorite blogs and news sites.

I thought I’d share some of the interesting things in my Monday web-romp.

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You Are: 0% Dog, 100% Cat

You are are almost exactly like a cat. You’re intelligent, independent, and set on getting your way. And there’s no way you’re going to fetch a paper for anyone!

Are You More Cat or Dog?

Disclaimer : If you don’t like poop stories, move on

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I have two sick babies in my house today.

Colin has congestion and a cold. Most likely brought on by going in and out of air conditioned office to non-climate controlled environments all week. We were supposed to have Geoff from Ottawa up this weekend for a bike ride and bbq. We phoned him early this morning to tell him not to make the drive, besides Colin feeling like crap, Manny crapped himself all over the house this morning.

The kitty squirts happened once before with Manny, after he ate some garbage. Besides scaring the shit out of him (pun intended), and feeling physically bad, he feels like he has been bad kitty for not using the litter. Now, granted, it would have made clean up much easier had he used the litter, but I wasn’t mad at him. I just want him to feel better.

Those that have met little Manny know what a purrrrrrr machine he is. He wasn’t making any noise, except for some panting.

My poor little baby.

I put him in the bathroom to clean up the mess, after I got everything sorted I went into the bathroom to clean him up. Then it happened. . . . . again. (AGAIN!!!!!!)

He started to fart, and little juicy streaks of liquid poop shot out of his butt. Every time he farted, it scared him and he ran around the bathroom, leaving little wet puddle bombs.

After another clean up, a bath, and some serious cuddling, Manny is pretty much back to himself. He is sitting with me now, damp and shivering, covered with a towel purrrrring.

What a crappy day. Literately

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Scott came over last night for a little more Colin BBQ action.  We made brochettes.

Scott adores Manny.   His girlfriend’s cat, as discribed by Scott, is the devil incarnet.

We had Scott and another friend Vlad over on Sunday for a BBQ for Colin’s birthday.  Vlad had arrived first, and Manny being the attention whore that he is tried everything to get Vlad to pay attention to him.  No dice, little kitty!  Vlad isn’t really a ‘cat person’.

Vlad and Colin went out to the shops to pick up a few last minute items, and while they were out Scott arrived.

A few minutes before Scott arrived I was telling Manny that he was coming over.  And as Scott’s car rolled into the drive way little Manny was at the door like a speeding bullet doing little circles, purrs and whiirrrrrs in excitement.

He knew Scott would pay attention to him.   Manny loves all the attention Scott gives him, and generally Manny follows him around while he visits.

Even last night Manny was ever so excited to see Scott.  Its very cute actually.

Colin and I have made an important decision about Manny.  If Colin and I die, or end up in a situation or move that means I can’t take my beloved cats,  Manny is to go live with Scott.

Scott is even Manny’s friend on Facebook (Yes!  My cats all have ‘CATBOOK’ profiles!)

Aren’t they a cute couple?

c a t & m o u s e

link 5 posts from your blog that you particularly enjoy or are proud of (in no particular order, and yes I know there is six)

My First Love
It was theraputic to write about Matt.  I felt like I let go of things I needed to, and cemented memories that were important.

The World’s Ugliest Couch
The nosolgic leather couch.  Ahhhhh, the memories.

In The Bag
Tips & Tricks for bagging your own groceries.

I hope there is still room on the Bandwagon! Pls VOTE FOR JOEYMOGGIE
I had so much fun writing this entry.  Its not particularly funny, witty or moving.  But it was fun.

How to get your Team Sponsored, or Laughed At
I put alot of time and research into writing this entry. Originally it was written for an online forum, but I was happy with it so I posted it on my blog.   Its since been linked to various other forums, as well as used in several paintball related magazines.

Put Your Tits Away Love
I am proud I had an opinion, even though I was surprised that no one else shared it.  I’m not nessasarily proud of the writing.

top 4 reads on your blogroll

SkyWindows

Fracas

JugglingCats

Viva Las Vegas

3 things your readers need to know about you if they are to have any hope understanding your blog

I am one cat short of being a crazy cat lady

I like to talk about myself, and am all about the blantant self-promotional post

joey moggie is really a hodgepodge of topics.  Cats, Celebrity News, Funny News, Sewing, my life in general. . .  .I’m not very good at keeping a theme going.

2 things you refuse to blog about

My sex life.

My family ‘issues’  (Although, I might change this!)

your blog in a nutshell (no austinPowers knockoff jokes, please)

A very self indulgent and blatant self promoting blog, with lots of stuff about cats, memes, and things that get hits to my blog.  I like to post stuff about celebrity happenings, funny news goings-on and my attempts at craftiness.

I’d like to share a few blogs I’ve been enjoying, some you may have already stumbled upon (especially if you are on WordPress)? But all the same, please take a click and enjoy. . . .

Passive-Aggressive Notes from Roommates, Neighbors, CoWorkers and Strangers

for the purposes of this project, we?re using a pretty broad (and to some extent, arbitrary) definition of ?passive-aggressive? that roughly correlates with how the term is popularly used. (most people don?t go diving for the dsm IV when someone describes his or her roommate as ?so passive-aggressive? ? or ?so antisocial? or ?so sadistic? or ?so schizo,? for that matter.)

some of the notes here are really more aggressive in tone, and some of them are more passive ? polite, even ? but they all share a common sense of frustration that?s been channeled into a written note rather than a direct confrontation. while it may be more accurate, ?asshole-ish notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers? (or ?well-deserved notes from roommates??) just doesn?t roll off the tongue quite as easily, you know?

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I Can Has Cheezburger?

LOL Cats, tagged for your convenience.

Cute cats with funny web-speak inspired captions.

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Post Secret

?PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

I’ve been taking alot of pictures of the moggies, here are a few more.

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