Walking in Heels

30 04 2007

I love the look of a hot pair of heels.  Be damned if I can walk in them, though.

I suppose the irony of the fact I can’t walk in heels is my years and years of dance lessons and competitive dance.

I danced in “Character Shoes” which were high-heels with straps.  I did kick lines, and Can-can, pirouettes et all and never a problem walking in them.

I also took 4 years of Pointe.  You’d think with the rigorious routines you subject your feet to in Pointe, walking in heels would be a breeze.  No dice for Joey.

Last weekend when my In Laws were here my Mother in Law bought me a hot little pair of sandles (see below)

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I love them, but as with any pair of heels, I have to bring a back up pair of flats when the pain gets to much.

I blister easily.  What can I say.

I wore them to Gibby’s and all the walking around we did by the Old Port, but on Sunday when we went to Church - I couldn’t even keep them on for the service.  I slid them under the pew in front of me.  I hope they weren’t ‘pew’ themselves.

We went to Tim Horton’s for lunch and onto Ste Anne De Bellevue to walk along the boardwalk, needless to say, on came the flats.

The day after P&K’s wedding we all know about the high heel boot fiasco, I sprained my ankle really badly (infact i’m still in a bit of a pain from it) - after my tumble, on came the flats.

For P&K’s wedding, I bought a great pointy pair of heels, and a back up pair of flats that looked the same.  During the ceremony I had to walk up the little staircase, and I knew I didn’t want to chance fate - on came the flats.

Then walking back to the car between the service and reception, well, I couldn’t keep up with everyone in my heels.  On came the flats.

Then there was the dancing.  I couldn’t be expected to give my heart out to the Village People’s YMCA in heels, could I?  On came the flats.

Even at my own wedding, on came the flats.  I switched to a silvery pair of flip flops from my heels just after the ceremony and pictures. 

Colin can always tell when I’m uncomfortable in shoes, he says I go from having my shoulders back and standing tall and confident to a hunched over waddling penguin with piegon feet.

Perhaps I’m only destined to enjoy LOOKING at fabulous heels, and never wearing them.

Sigh. .  . . . .



Monday Melee (April 30 2007)

30 04 2007

Monday Melee

A Fracas Project! You’re invited to participate. Get details and see the participant list here.

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The Monday Melee Questions:

1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.

The constant need to one up and be better than your friends and family.  Why must we constantly out do the ones we love and care for.

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2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.

I’ve said it once, I’ve said it before, I’m going to say it again.  Pet Food.

If you love your pet, don’t feed them crap from the grocery store.   There are NO.  I repeat NO good foods sold in WalMart or the local grocery store.  And just because a food is sold at the Vet’s office does not make it the best choice (ie Hill’s Science Diet - read the label, you’ll be amazed at the crap thats in it!)

Companies like IAMS support animal testing (Their parent company is Proctor and Gamble - read more about their animal testing here)

Most pet foods are filled with horrible and un nessasary fillers.  Brewers rice (the rice left over in the beer brewing process) as example.  Would you eat ‘re used’ rice?

The first 5 ingredients should be MEAT.  Dogs and Cats are carnivors, and only eat vegetables because we have dictated that they need it. 

Here is a list of companies who do not support animal testing

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3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.

My ear is plugged right now, and it will be a bitch to try to find a doctor to get it looked at.

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4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.

Colin - for realising he is overworked and overtired.  He needs some time off, rest, and to get over his caffiene addicition.

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5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it.

I have good taste in interior design, I just don’t have the money to see my ‘vision’ through

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6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.

I wish I could talk and have conversations with my cats

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How to Get Your Team Sponsored. . .or Laughed At.

30 04 2007

 A list of valuable helpful tips to help your team get sponsorship and support from businesses. Centered around paintball sporting.read more | digg story

I am ‘reposting’ this entry.  I wanted it nice and ‘fresh’ as its ‘that time of the year’ when all the little paintball teams call up all the various companies with their hands out screaming ‘gimme gimme gimme’

I think its important to support the young and upcoming althletes in any sport, but for all you said young and upcoming althletes you need to know how to approach requesting sponsorship.

Please note that these steps are here to HELP you, but they do not ensure guaranteed sponsorship.

They are centered around Paintball Sports, but can be applied to any sport.

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The Most Comfortable

30 04 2007

Slivers of sun stream into the bedroom past the vertical blinds-I take a quick one-eye glance at the alarm clock, its just moments before my Blackberry starts wirring its good morning tune.  Its Monday.

I turn my body over, away from the nagging reminders to get up.

My body is relaxed and calm.  My eyes are not itchy or irritated,  I’m comfortable and cool.

Why must the most comfortable moments of your sleep and rest be just before you have to get up??  Totally not fair.

In the immortal words of the Boomtown Rats “I Don’t Like Mondays”



A Blissful Weekend of Nothingness

29 04 2007

We did nothing.  All Weekend.  And it was glorious.

Instead of a weekend slaving outdoors fixing the garden in a pre May 2/4 weekend gafaw - we stayed indoors put on the air conditioning unit and made meal after meal of KD mac & cheese.

Pajamas the uniform of the weekend, and ripped movies the entertainment.

Long lie ins, short naps and early to beds.

Some times you just need a referesher weekend.   I could have used another day to sloth about though.

Only 6 more sleeps till we can do it again . . . .



Set Your Watches

28 04 2007
At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May 
this year, the time and date will be 

 

02:03:04 05/06/07


This will never happen again in our lifetime


Talk About ‘HAPPY’ Meal

27 04 2007

A New Zealand Grandmother found a green wrapped condom in her 7 year old grand daughters happy meal. . . .

 I tell you, the toys in the happy meals just get better and better since I was a kid!

Story & Link below

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Emo Image Thursday

26 04 2007

Emo Image Thursday is a weekly feature at joeymoggie, click the Emo Image Thursday button on the sidebar for more Emo Images.



Don’t Do it Just Beacuse VoteForTheWorst.com Told You To

26 04 2007

With Sanjaya gone, I posed the question, who would www.votefortheworst.com lobby for now?

Well, it looks like “Penis Head” (Skywindows’s term of endearment for Phil) is the next guinea pig of the popular website.



This is not fast food. It is slow food : www.cheddarvision.tv

25 04 2007

Have you ever wondered how long cheese takes to age, or the process it takes to make it.

Now the makers of West Country Farmhouse Cheesemakers invite you to watch cheese ripening. . .LIVE!

They have a webcam that allows you to continually, live and un interupted, view the ripening of cheese!

The process should take about a year (and we are only a mear 125 days in).  For those that are a little impatient, or weren’t able to enjoy watching grass grow - there are links on the main home page to time lapsed YouTube videos.

Is it me, or is this all a little cheesy?

(Gawd I love puns)

www.cheddarvision.tv

Yahoo News 

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