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I choose all ‘boob’ related tags for this entry to see how many hits I get from it.  I’m just curious.  I also chose a date in the past. . .  .

 So, if you clicked on this post by surfing in looking for boobies, there are none here except for you for being a boob looking up porn on the internet.

Thanks for stopping by!

ITs new, its shiny, its red.

Do I have to give it back?

This is an awesome board game. We discovered this game thanks to Becky and Geoff a few years ago.

Settlers of Catan

Paul (Colin’s Brother) got him the board game for Christmas last year.

There is a real cult status to this game. Tons of people make their own 3D versions of the game

About 2 months ago I got the computer version, and I’ve been hooked like a crack addict since! (I actually bought the computer version)

Download a free shareware version and try it for yourself!

http://zone.msn.com/en/root/deluxe.htm?code=110252700

Sonia our Main Receptionist is doing radio station Mix 96’s “Shave to Save” for Breast Cancer research.

She is shaving her hair on October 6th at 1pm at the Procaps Main Reception (Montreal Office) The radio station will be at Procaps Live to shave Sonia’s head!!! Mix DJ Randi Plante will be on hand to help with the shaving. . . .

Her 22inches of hair will be donated to Locks of Love to make wigs for children surviving cancer

If you are in the neigbourhood, stop on by.

Also, we are having a general sales rep meeting that day, and Sonia has given our sales reps a challege, if among them they can raise $1000 they can paint her newly bald head up like a paintball.

If you would like to donate to this cause, call Sonia at 514 337 1779 ext 0 or sonia (at) procaps (dot) com

Please be sure to say your donation is part of the sales rep pool!

Sonia’s goal is $3000 to be donated to Breast Cancer research.

Thanks!

***UPDATE*** Sonia’s ‘after’ pictures are available online

http://www.themix.com/gallery?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=915

Sonia Raised over $3700!!!! Good work Sonia

I’m going to lunch today with some people from work to the new All you can eat Sushi bar. Its $13.99.

I haven’t decided if I am blissfully GLEEFUL at the idea of unlimited sushi for such an afforable price, or if I am worried about the fact that its dirt cheap.

I’ll let you know tomorrow after my morning constitutional.

I wanted to make a special note to congratulate Paul and Kate on their engagement:

I’ve very very happy and excited for them!!!!!!!

We all really love Kate! Its been decided that if we can only keep one of them, we’ll keep Kate!!!

To read all the details and see all the pictures log onto:

Paul’s Website

Kate’s Blog

Kate’s Best Friend Sarah

2006 was a very eventful year for people in my life, I just wanted to take a second and reflect on that, and once again congratulate my friends, family and soon to be family.

ENGAGEMENTS & WEDDINGS

ENGAGED: My brother in law Paul and his beautiful girlfriend Kate Dias! Engagment party is October - the wedding in Febuary 2007 **Update: Wedding is Feburary 24th**  **Update** Kate and Paul were married, you can see the pictures at www.paulgraham.ca/gallery/Joey

GETTING MARRIED: Michelle and Anthony will officially tie the knot this October **Update Michie and Anthony were married on October 21st**

GETTING MARRIED: Opie and Shimmy tied the knot in Antiguia on January 17^th 2007

GETTING MARRIED: Kristy Clark is getting married in Feburary 2007 to Arlie McBain.

ENGAGED: Lee Komow and Derek are engaged. http://www.leeandderek.com/  wedding date is set for September 29th 2007

BABY NEWS

BABY: Karen “Zoey” & Bojorn Zoric welcomed their first baby Evan, they were also married less than a year ago!

BABY: Geoff Grimwood (Colin’s best man at our wedding) and his wife Becky welcomed their first baby, Naomi Faye, this summer. Its a real zoo over there, with 5 birds the nuttiest dog EVER and Naomi!

BABY: My great friend Christine and her husband the handsome Chris welcomed Ryan, their first baby this year. (Christine, you’ve been told no more babies unless you can assure me they are born on my day in the pool, OK??)

BABY: My highschool friend Stephanie and her highschool sweetheart Jeff just welcomed their first baby THIS WEEK. Addison Rose. Congratulations!!! If it wasn’t for my backyard this relationship might never have happened! Also, mutual friend Cam Turner and his wife had a baby, Owen, last year

BABY: Andrea and her husband Brent welcome Chloe Violet this year, less than a year after their August 2005 wedding!

BABY: Jing, a fellow pet lover and a friend from I HEART PAWS just welcomed her first baby Emma.

BABY: Jo-Ann and Andrje (Colin’s cousin and her husband) are expecting their first baby December 23! **UPDATE: Baby Soleene was born on December 29th

BABY: Nikki and Greg Houldcroft are exepecting their first baby soon too! (In Febuary right around Paul & Kate’s wedding)

BABY: Marnie Palmer and her new husband Darren are expecting their first baby near Christmas. ***Update: Marie and Darren had a son, Ethan, in December 2006.

BABY: William Sinka & his girlfriend Emmaunelle are expecting their first baby in March 2007

BABY: Dave and Natalie Veldof are expecting their second baby at the beginning of December 2006 **Update: Dave and Natalie had their baby!

BABY: Michael & Cheryl Hodgson are expecting their first baby in July 2007

BABY: Our friends in England, Martin and Katie Rowe are expecting their first baby summer 2007

BABY: Jed Allsup and his Girlfriend Maggie just had their first baby, Lillian Belle Allsup (Lily Belle to Mom and Dad) Born Monday January 8th at 1:25 pm 9lbs 9ounces and 21.25 inches long.

Every blog that ever was needs to have one of these entries.

Weird keywords that people use to surf into my Blog:

(Given that this makes me laugh, I will be adding to this one . . . . . .This one has been a little while in the making)

• Cats only meow for cow udder milk

cats, check. meow, check. cow, milk. . .I’m sure I’ve said that somewhere. Udder, nope.

• Smuggle Diamonds Condom Choke & Rip

I did blog about Pronto Condoms. . . . the rest sounds like I shouldn’t question it. . . . I think I’d like to say blissfully unaware.

• Daniel Craig Bond crotch shot
• daniel craig bathing crotch

Guilty as charged, I did blog about Daniel Craig - and the crotch shot

• Funny mosque sayings people do funnies on TV

Little Mosque on the Prairie must be how these people found me, hope they found the people that do funnies on TV.

• Fondue thickness sperm? Reason for concern?

Yes.

• enjoyment of crotch

Alas, my Daniel Craig entry has surfaced again.

• Homeless Man Britney

Does anyone know a dude named Britney?

• Smart Feet

I’m not just another pretty. . . . set of tootsies!

• Come Every Night, and Sing with a Man Voice

Come every other Thursday, and sing like a girl. Karoke night, you know.

• Tinker Toys with Batteries

Yes, thats what the cool kids call them these days.

• Juice for Fun

Of course juice is fun. Juice is always fun.

• Shaving a Cat

Easier said than done. Good luck with that.

• Cat cat cat cat penis cat

A weird game of ‘duck, duck, goose’.

• Moggy Meat Definition

I blogged once about whether or not I thought my cats would eat me if I died and they were hungry, I guess someone else was curious too!

• Does gerber mean puke barf in French

I’m not sure the baby food company would be happy to hear that if it did. . .

• came in came baby baby one more night

I hope he calls the next day.

• dryer sheets zits

Is this someone getting zits from dryer sheets? Weird

• sleeping kid face dog butt

niiiiice

• How Do I get Rid of my Stepdad?

This isn’t that kind of blog.

• samuel akinbode sadela picture

Who?

• butt massage

Sure, but it will cost you.

• Joey Pee in Pool

Gawwwd, who told?

• Lactating Tit Sucking

uhhhhhh. I feel uncomfortable.

• Messy Peanut Butter Pants

Ewwwwwww!

I’m admiting something I shouldn’t.  But I want to recount the experience.

 3 years ago Colin and I went to Amsterdam for the Dutch Masters Association (DMA) Paintball tournment. This tournament would see 2500 paintballers from all over the world decend on the Netherlands for the weekend of games.

Colin had already been to Amsterdam previously for the same tournament.  I’d never been and wanted to go.

Needless to say when travelling with a load of 16-18 year old boys (This was the Campaign 2K4 year) that when they weren’t playing paintball they were three very famous, imfamous and notorious streets. . . . .

My mantra on travelling. . . . when in Rome. . .  .

So, I figured what better place to try the local fares?  We went through the narrowed and cobbled streets and found.  We found a small cafe, with a green and white stripped awning, and tiny little bistro sets out the front.   The little cafe looked like something transplaned out Parisianne France.

I can’t smoke.  I attempted several time in high school to “be cool” but it just didn’t pan out, and needless to say my lack of knowledge in this department hindered this experiement.

After serveral failed attempted, and the racious laughter of my companions, I needed to be given a ‘blow back’ in order to feel any of the effects of the China White we had purchased.

I didn’t feel anything right away.  We stood up to leave, and to find out friends . . . .  It was now night.

3 or 4 steps out of the cafe the intoxicating fumes took their hold, and it hit hard.  I felt my knees go weak, and a brief sense of weighlessness that allowed me to float rather than fall.

We walked across the uneven cobbles, the neon lights flashing and the flourecent lights streaming down between the deep crevases of the stone road.  I was unsure if I should be steping down or steping up onto the cobbles. It was very unsettling.  I needed someone to hold me up.

The loud merriment of people became like a constant high decible white noise that irritated my ear drums.  The small crowds would peridocially stop to stare at oiled women with too much slap on their faces girating in small window.  A couple times I remember hearing people asking me if I was looking for speed, viagra or coke. . . .

Every where I looked I saw people I recognized, I was unable to put into context where I knew them from.  I remember pointing to each face I had seen before saying “I knoooooow you”

We found our way to the “Pink Elepant” and for some reason I remembered that a bunch of people we were traveling with went to see a show.  I got out my cell phone and tried to dial.  Unfortunatly against the advice I had been given I had not put the international calling code numbers before anyones mobile number, and I couldn’t get through.  I held my phone up to my ear and just yelled into it telling our friends we wouldn’t be joining them.

We found out way to the taxi cue and went back to the hotel.

Thankfully I didn’t feel any ill effects the next day.

The lesson I learned:  Don’t try any drugs, and if you do - be somewhere you know and where you can relax.  And I also learned that Amsterdam ROCKS!